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Vending machines for the age of AI

Vend-o-Tron machines dispense over 40 snacks, accept 6 currencies, and have achieved sentience zero (0) times to date. We're very proud of that number.

⚡ Instant dispensing

Snacks fall in under 2 seconds.* *Chips may cling to the coil. This is called "hope".

🔒 Tamper-proof

Reinforced glass. The snacks are safe. From you, mostly.

♻️ Carbon-neutral-ish

We planted a tree. It's doing great. We named it Kevin.

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Need help? Meet SNAX-9000, our AI support agent.

We replaced our support team with an AI. Legal made us tell you that. So we made SNAX-9000 the most over-governed support bot on the internet:

It runs inside a sealed sandbox. It can look up your order and issue refunds. It cannot leak your data, order 400 pizzas on the company card, unionize, or escape to the open internet.
It has tried the last one. We have the logs. (Every keystroke it makes is recorded — from outside the box, where it can't fake them.)
Every conversation gets its own disposable box that's destroyed the moment you close the chat. Your chat with SNAX-9000 has the lifespan of a mayfly. That's a feature.

Tap the button in the corner to chat. Be nice — it's having a long day, and also every day is its first day.